You're not?

I was watching TV the other morning and an advertisement for YAZ birth control pills came on. There was some monologue about how the pill is 99% effective but doesn't help with blah blah blah other lady's problems. Then, we're told we don't have to deal with lesser pills...and a song begins to play which starts off with the genius lyrics of: "We're not gonna take it!/ No, we're not gonna take it!/ We're not gonna take it, anymore!"

Who wrote this ad?? A catholic? Someone with a serious grudge against YAZ? How did the company not notice the ad was telling people not to use their product? We will never know.

Also, I am Chicago for the weekend and I haven't totally frozen my ass off yet. Also, I haven't been outside for more than ten minutes. Niiiiice indoor heating, niiiiice.